You know... for someone that is pretty much an irascible bastard most of the time, stories like this and other true stories (and pretty much all of the fake ones, too - what matter the tale, if it touches your heart?) tend to make my eyes leak pools. On this Christmas, I wish you a very merriest of times. Know that you will, dearest WaterBrother, be in my heart and my head for all the days of my life.