Brrr!

But oatmeal for breakfast with raisins, almonds, brown sugar, cinnamon and nutmeg is a wonderful thing!

( cut for silly meme, but it was too funny not to post! )

Really, I'm still chortling like a maniac over here!

OH RLLY!?!

Different things get to different people, I know this. But one of the best ways to just set me right off is to mislead or deceive. Relationship problems, you think? No, it's FABRIC.

I just opened my Hancock email to see "Dynasty Linen Fabric" featured at $4.99, available in 18 colors and I'm thinking "WOW, how cool is that, my folk can get linen on sale without having to group order" so I rush over and click.

http://www.hancockfabrics.com/product/23931.html

But look a little more closely and you see:

Dynasty Linen Fabric
Content: 65% Polyester/55% Rayon

It isn't linen AT ALL, and not even mostly a natural fiber!

The last I knew the industry had to label more clearly than that, you know, "Linen-like" or some other euphamism. But just plain LINEN and not a speck of linen in it anywhere.

I'd write a nasty letter or email if I thought it would do any good.

Fuckers. I'll continue to order my REAL linen on-line, thankyouverymuch.