"Do you, master larkin, take mistress bowman to be your lawfully wedded wife, to do her laundry, to mow her lawn, to try not to be cranky boy, and to clean the cat boxes on time as long as you both shall live?"
"And do you, mistress bowman, take master larkin to be your lawfully wedded husband, to deal with cranky boy at traffic lights, to drive him home from scotch tasting parties, and to be his fiddler as long as he continues to titilate you?"
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branchandroot
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Date: 2007-06-26 08:38 pm (UTC)"Do you, master larkin, take mistress bowman to
be your lawfully wedded wife, to do her laundry,
to mow her lawn, to try not to be cranky boy, and
to clean the cat boxes on time as long as you both shall
live?"
"And do you, mistress bowman, take master larkin
to be your lawfully wedded husband, to deal with
cranky boy at traffic lights, to drive him home
from scotch tasting parties, and to be his
fiddler as long as he continues to titilate you?"