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[rowangolightly]

Your result for The What Kind of Roman Are You Test, for women...

Are you a powerful and wealthy woman?

You scored 9% Empress! That's great! Read on!

An Empress! You are a very lucky girl! You are the Princess Diana of your day. Not only are you at the pinnacle of society, wealthy beyond words, and considered beautiful (whether you are or not), you have one thing Princess Diana didn’t have. While the late princess became the most photographed woman in history, you, the Empress, are actually worshipped. You have temples across the land with priests to carry out your religion and recruit followers. As Empress, you are a Goddess. Statues of you are erected everywhere, so that people may gaze upon your beauty and magnificence, and of course pay homage to you as a goddess.

You have sumptuous quarters within the royal residence, the Emperor’s palace in Rome. You also have country villas, and not just one, but many. You may even have a sweet little place near Pompeii, on the southern coast. That’s where anyone who is anyone wants to vacation. It’s the tropical paradise of its day.

You most likely have a bevy of slaves to wait on you hand and foot, your own chef, your own baker, your own seamstress, someone to brush your hair, fix your dress, and decorate you with jewels … whatever the need, you have someone on staff to do it/make it. You even have slaves who serve no purpose other than to keep you company. Each one of your country homes has an average staff of 20-80 household slaves to run the place, plus nearly as many whose sole job is to take care of you.

Wherever you go, you have your own private litter (hand carried covered chair) plus a parade of supporters, servants, and priests of the religion-of-you to precede and follow you. There are also armed guards to accompany you, to keep you safe.

As Empress, you get to set the fashion and beauty trends. Yes, all eyes look to you. You are routinely given lavish gifts and are invited to all the best parties. And you can have as many toy-boys as you can keep secret.

Your goals in life are simple. You really only have one true goal, to make sure YOUR son becomes the next Emperor. And you’ll stop at nothing to see it done, including murdering your husband and all your other children. It’s a pretty easy thing to do too. There are no pathologists or coroners or detectives in your era, nor is there a CSI. So as long as no one SEES what happens, you can kill at will without risk of retribution. You prefer using poison.

And once your son does make it to the office of Emperor, you might get bored and feel that you would make a better emperor than he is, so by virtue of being the Empress AND his mother, you treat him as a puppet ruler and through him, run the empire yourself.

When you die, you will be given a splendid funeral. Even more temples will be raised for the worship of YOU. And even more statues of you will be erected. And if that isn’t enough, you’ll also be included in the pages of history.

So relax and enjoy your bubble bath. Flower petals and exotic essences were sprinkled into it for aroma therapy, and to make you smell sweet. Someone will bring you a warmed soft towel to dry with when you are done soaking. You can take as long as you like, and you can have all the wine and chocolates with it as you want. In fact, if you want to, you can even take a milk bath, make with real milk.

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Comments

[decembertyger.livejournal.com]

This was no shock ;)

[rowangolightly.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I didn't really think so either...